Monday, January 23, 2012

Adventures with an AK

Over winter break I bought an AK47. Or more specifically, a Romanian WASR-10 imported in 2001 by CAI. Somebody derped hard when they drilled out the magwell, so the original magazine didn't fit. Thankfully the guys at On Target fixed it for free. It came with surprisingly nice wood furniture that most WASRs don't have, so I didn't mind paying $500 for a $450 gun. Since we're out in the backwoods of Michigan, we didn't need to go to a range. In about two hours, we shot through 200 premium Russian surplus rounds, and that was trying to shoot conservatively. Of course, once or twice I had to see how quickly I could empty a clip just for the hell of it, though I'd only load about 10 in there.

I started taking it on my moonlight walks through the grapepatch in the Back 40. On my last few days there, it snowed, was sunny during the day and very cold at night. Everything froze over again, and was sparkling in the moonlight. There were no clouds, no sounds when I'd go out and walk, and it almost felt like time was frozen. I thought it quite a fitting scenario for alien hunting.


Dat slavshit

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Answer me this, internet

So the other day, I was watching my brother happily ravage Liberty City while playing GTA IV. He likes to pull out the M16 and generally ruin the day of anyone who happens to be unfortunate enough to have spawned in his vicinity. Often times, these NPCs scream the strangest things while running away from his endless stream of badly aimed shots. Nothing they say keeps him from pulling the trigger.

So this got me wondering. If you were the killer, what would it take? Your gun is aimed at my face, your finger on the trigger. What do I say that keeps you from pulling it?

pic related, what do?

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Shameless Self-Promotion.

I've been getting into producing electronica music for about the last year or so. I come out with a new song on average about once a month. I never have an idea of what it's going to be like; I just find an instrument I like and see what happens. Last night I came up with a song I named Here's to Forgetting. 
I feel like I've definitely been improving by leaps and bounds with each song I make, so I hope you enjoy it.

*I feel like the last 2 minutes are rather epic, if anyone actually listens that far I'd like to hear your feedback on it.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I'm back! (again)

So, its been forever since I've posted. Four months, actually. Why? Well, to be honest, it kind of embarrassed me. I generally used this as an output for my whiney teenage problems, but nobody wants to read that shit, not even me. So I've decided to change my purpose. I'm going to try to start posting things on a daily basis, things that interest me, survey-type questions, songs I like, songs I make (self-promotion, hell yeah), videos, whatever. A random blog. Nothing much to do with life being lemony or anything. I wish I had a theme, but my last theme was hurr durr I'm a huge faggot please rape my face, so I think I'm going to give up on themes.

So perhaps I'll finish this off with some things I'll be posting in the next few days to look forward to

  • update on college
  • computer-related posts
  • job-related posts
  • original songs
  • good songs by other people
  • survey-type question
It's good to be back.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I'm back!

Moved in about a day, had to carry some REALLY heavy shit up three flights of stairs. My apartment is really awesome.. I still can't believe I live here. Well. Lets catch up shall we? I got internet a few days ago, but I've been super busy buying furniture, working, and basically getting adjusted here, so thats why I haven't posted in a while.
In other news,
  • I went to my first hookah bar. It was cool, apart from the douches hitting on my girlfriend
  • my girlfriend left this morning to Puerto Rico for a week, which sucks ass
  • firefox doesn't think Puerto is a word. Nor does it think firefox is a word.
  • I got a Peavey 5150 head. Fucking awesome.
  • I spent a weekend in Athens, TX, getting my Scuba certification.
  • I discovered I get 2.7 more mpg with unleaded plus
  • My face when I realized I could write a separate post for each one of those

Anyways, I'm going to go back and read the shit you guys posted while I was away.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011


Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been super busy this last week getting ready to move, which, by the way, I am doing tomorrow. Finally moving out of the house. Out on my own, kind of. Actually I'll be living with my brother in an apartment about 15 minuets away. Still though, starting my own life! No rules! etc etc. Its really kind of a strange moment though. I just graduated high school. I'll never see those people again, especially those people that are kind of only-at-school friends. Its fucking weird, and it still hasn't really hit me yet. Oh well, if it gets bad I'll just buy a sports car to counteract the mid life crisis I'll eventually have. In other news, I spontaneously went over to my girlfriends house yesterday to hang out with her brother. Super cool guy. I think she might be a little mad at me. Also, I'm glad firefox has an autocorrect feature, otherwise I would never spell spontaneously correctly. To finish up, I've missed reading your blog, I really have, and I'm going to do my best to catch up.

Oh, and for no real reason, here is an artists rendering of me. If you're good, maybe I'll let you see the original

Sunday, May 29, 2011

I have a global blog!

I've noticed in my stats that I have viewers from many different countries across the world, including the United States, The United Kingdom, Germany, and Australia, just to name a few. So, I thought it would be fun to post a comment saying your country of nationality!

Additionally, does anyone know what is? ive clicked it and its a dead link, but Ive had referrals to my blog from there. Has anybody else had that?